This happens to my friends a lot!
holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
Your guide to toast from Zest magazine
I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay